“Huhn huh, Dad told me hotdogs were full of bad nitrates and stuff, but it looks so yummy. Come on, I’m a good boy. Just one bite, pretty please? It has CATsup on it!”
“Mom, I’ve got this bike thing mastered. Can we take the training wheels off? Quick, before that smart alec Border Collie notices.”
“This is sooooo beneath me…. Please, get a coffee table.”
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