A little black kitten goes into the store to do some shopping. He is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. “Pardon me, miss,” he says to the store manager, “but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?”
“Well,” the store manager replies pointing out one brand, “this is as soft as a baby’s bottom. It’s $1.50 per roll.” She grabs another and says, “This is nice and soft, strong but gentle, and it’s $1.00 a roll.” Pointing to the bottom shelf she tells kitty, “We call that our No Name brand, and it’s 20 cents per roll.”
“Give me the No Name,” kitty says. He comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says, “Hey! I’ve got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne.”
“Why?” she asks.
“Because it’s rough, it’s tough and it don’t take crap from anybody!”
Thanks, Jeannie, for submitting this photo. It looks like you have your hands full with Monroe…