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How to score the bed


“When the Big Owner gets up in the middle of the night to wee, be in his spot when he comes back to bed. Spread out. Cover as much acreage as you can. Pretend to be asleep. Chances are he won’t disturb you and will go sleep on the couch.”

(photo by dakotaduff)

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