… Chase parked cars.
“Hi, my name is Rocket. I’m new here.”
“Welcome to our 12 Steps Anonymous Recovery Group, Rocket. My name is Red and I’m a lazy, parked-car-aholic.”
“Welcome, Rocket. My name is Yokozuna and I’m a parked-car-aholic. We’ve admitted we are powerless over our addiction to parked cars — that our faces have become very smooshed. We’ve come to believe that a Biscuit greater than ourselves can restore us to sanity.”
“We made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves, then admitted to our owners, to ourselves and to another puppy the exact nature of our wrongs.”
“We made a list of all cars we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all. We made direct amends to such cars wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.”
“We sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with Biscuit as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.”
“Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to parked-car-aholics and to practice these principles in all our affairs.”
“C’mon boys, step away from the wheels. Looks like we need to attend another meeting!”
Photo credits: sleeping Pug by i eated a cookie , Chow Chow by Llima, French Bulldog / Boston Terrier by tanakawho, Brindle French Bulldog puppy by aquiggle, Bulldog me’nthedogs, dog balancing treat on nose by pixlfarmer, Pugs by AdrianDC, French Bulldog puppies by janiejonesmt
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