Wild Animals Are Waborita

Fox photo by flickr.com/photos/diver227

Here comes that one horse open sleigh again. But unlike years past the humans aren’t laughing all the way ‘cuz they’re all too busy text messaging.

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Gorilla photo by flickr.com/photos/mstickmanp

Hmmm, maybe the giraffe is my Secret Santa.

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Gopher photo by flickr.com/photos/zygzee

Yo, robin! I just passed a bunch of worms under the alfalfa patch about 20 yards to your left. I overheard them say they were heading to the surface.

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Pocket Gopher photo by flickr.com/photos/toby_d1

I’m nest-sitting for the owners while they raid the Henderson’s backyard birdfeeder.

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Lion and cub photo by flickr.com/photos/tambako

Whatever you do, son, don’t accept meat carcasses from strangers.

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Elephant photo by flickr.com/photos/gordontour

Don’t sass me or I’ll wash your trunk out with dust.

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Prairie Dog photo by flickr.com/photos/heididorf

Yes, I’ve infiltrated the prairie dog colony, but suspicions are growing over me constantly talking into this walnut.

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Giraffe photo by flickr.com/photos/yohann-aberkane

Maybe if I stick my tongue out it will distract people from noticing it looks like I have a kicking tee coming out of my head.

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