(Photo: “Sophie” the Schnauzer puppy by chicks57)
Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A. Two points just like everybody!
(Photo by just sof)
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
(Photo: “Prissy”, lovingly spoiled by Lisa Nix)
Top 10 Signs the Easter Bunny is Nuts:
10. Neighbors describing him as “a quiet loner.”
9. Removed from a department store last December after screaming at Santa, “You’re going to die up there, fat man!”
8. Can’t stop washing his paws.
7. Colorful eggs now filled with Prozac.
6. Apartment walls covered with photos of Sharon Stone.
5. Met with Dr. Kevorkian about the possibility of a “suicide egg.”
4. Rotting corpse of Energizer bunny recently discovered in his crawl space.
3. Won’t come out of his compound in Waco, Texas.
2. He’s hippity-hopped up on crack.
1. Keeps rubbing himself for good luck.
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