Puppies Are Prozac » Reptiles Are Relish

Tiny Turtle Complaint

Jill — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:48:46 +0000

Baby Gopher Tortoise photo by flickr.com/photos/beger

We’ve got to talk. What makes you humans think that a plastic palm tree atop of a winding staircase is the ultimate in turtle habitat décor?

Jill — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:32:24 +0000

Dude, get off! Your wind drag is slowing me down.

Tortoise photo by Stéfan

Jill — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 01:03:48 +0000

Okay, okay, I’ll tell you how to save 15 percent on your car insurance.

Gecko photo by jurvetson

Jill — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 19:09:52 +0000

Toss one more coin in my pool kid and I hope, for your sake, you’re making wishes about being fast.

Alligator photo by jessamyn

Jill — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 19:08:31 +0000

British? What makes you think that?

Alligator photo by ucumari

Jill — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 15:24:49 +0000

You ain’t going nowhere until I learn what happened to me pipe tobacco.

Jill — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:31:58 +0000

Doctor Doolittle seems like a nice guy, but his interior decorating skills suck.

Armadillo and turtle photo by Jesse Draper

Jill — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 20:26:40 +0000

Please don’t snap my picture. I’m having a bad scale day.

Jill — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 18:25:04 +0000

I need to get some sun block.

frog photo by Thomas Hawk