Chicks Are Chocolate

Did that Yankee Doodle guy say what he planned to do with your feather?

Masked Lovebird photo by luckyno3

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Do you ever get another bird’s chirping stuck in your head? Right now I can’t get the chickadee’s zitta-zitta-zee-zitta-zee out of my skull and it’s driving me nuts.

Seagull photo by Chi King

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I wish evolution had a speed-dial button.

Turkey photo by cloud_nine

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I need to lose about three ounces.

Parakeet photo by stukinha

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See, what did I tell you? Even when tripped, mimes still don’t make a sound.

Muscovy Duck photo by joyrex

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I feel so shallow judging humans on whether or not they offer bread.

Duckling photo by moonpie dig it

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