Puppies Are Prozac » Bunnies Are Brownies

Emergency

Jill — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 04:42:14 +0000

Ye God, this bunny is blue! If only I knew the Heimlich Maneuver.

Rabbit photo by Carly & Art

Rock Star Bunnies

Jill — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:15:45 +0000

With our mascara-like eyes, we’re just two pairs of spandex pants away from starting our own heavy metal band.

Baby bunny photo by ChiChi**

Neighbors

Jill — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 02:59:30 +0000

Look, I had fun today, but you’re not my type. I find you too ostentatious.

Rabbit and peacock photo by badlogik

Financial Crisis

Jill — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:42:42 +0000

After losing a fortune due to Citigroup’s failed hedge funds, the Easter Bunny takes a second job as a Wimbledon line judge.

Rex rabbit photo by Carly & Art

You’ve Got Mail

Jill — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 18:04:39 +0000

Yo, Disney. I’m a Pixar movie waiting to happen. E-mail back or I’m going to DreamWorks.

bunny rabbit photo by Brian Ambrozy from icrontic.com.

Where do you find flying rabbits?

Jill — Sun, 24 May 2009 19:58:13 +0000

…In the hare force!

photo by Håkan Dahlström

Is your basket empty?

Puppies Are Prozac — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 03:38:34 +0000

“No. No more Cadbury Cream eggs, no more Peeps, no more Jellybeans. OMG, no more chocolate bunny ears!”

“I said, BACK AWAY from the bunnies! Run along, now. Don’t make me thump you!”

With love,

Easter Bunny

(photo by Vermin Inc)

Looky what I found in my Easter basket!

Puppies Are Prozac — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 00:02:52 +0000

(Photo: “Sophie” the Schnauzer puppy by chicks57)

Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A. Two points just like everybody!

(Photo by just sof)

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

(Photo: “Prissy”, lovingly spoiled by Lisa Nix)

Top 10 Signs the Easter Bunny is Nuts:

10. Neighbors describing him as “a quiet loner.”
9. Removed from a department store last December after screaming at Santa, “You’re going to die up there, fat man!”
8. Can’t stop washing his paws.
7. Colorful eggs now filled with Prozac.
6. Apartment walls covered with photos of Sharon Stone.
5. Met with Dr. Kevorkian about the possibility of a “suicide egg.”
4. Rotting corpse of Energizer bunny recently discovered in his crawl space.
3. Won’t come out of his compound in Waco, Texas.
2. He’s hippity-hopped up on crack.
1. Keeps rubbing himself for good luck.

Just a nibble

Puppies Are Prozac — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:03:30 +0000

“Dang, I forgot my coupons. Hmm. I’ll just reduce the weight of the produce a little before I hit the cashier. Nom, nom, nom.”

(photo of “Knabbel”, a lop eared rabbit, by jpockele)