Ye God, this bunny is blue! If only I knew the Heimlich Maneuver.
Rabbit photo by Carly & Art
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From the category archives:
Bunnies Are Brownies
With our mascara-like eyes, we’re just two pairs of spandex pants away from starting our own heavy metal band.
Baby bunny photo by ChiChi**
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Look, I had fun today, but you’re not my type. I find you too ostentatious.
Rabbit and peacock photo by badlogik
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After losing a fortune due to Citigroup’s failed hedge funds, the Easter Bunny takes a second job as a Wimbledon line judge.
Rex rabbit photo by Carly & Art
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Yo, Disney. I’m a Pixar movie waiting to happen. E-mail back or I’m going to DreamWorks.
bunny rabbit photo by Brian Ambrozy from icrontic.com.
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“No. No more Cadbury Cream eggs, no more Peeps, no more Jellybeans. OMG, no more chocolate bunny ears!”
“I said, BACK AWAY from the bunnies! Run along, now. Don’t make me thump you!”
With love,
Easter Bunny
(photo by Vermin Inc)
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(Photo: “Sophie” the Schnauzer puppy by chicks57)
Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A. Two points just like everybody!
(Photo by just sof)
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
(Photo: “Prissy”, lovingly spoiled by Lisa Nix)
Top 10 Signs the Easter Bunny is Nuts:
10. Neighbors describing him as “a quiet loner.”
9. Removed from a department store last December after screaming at Santa, “You’re going to die up there, fat man!”
8. Can’t stop washing his paws.
7. Colorful eggs now filled with Prozac.
6. Apartment walls covered with photos of Sharon Stone.
5. Met with Dr. Kevorkian about the possibility of a “suicide egg.”
4. Rotting corpse of Energizer bunny recently discovered in his crawl space.
3. Won’t come out of his compound in Waco, Texas.
2. He’s hippity-hopped up on crack.
1. Keeps rubbing himself for good luck.
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“Dang, I forgot my coupons. Hmm. I’ll just reduce the weight of the produce a little before I hit the cashier. Nom, nom, nom.”
(photo of “Knabbel”, a lop eared rabbit, by jpockele)
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